I can’t swallow, and I’m worried that if this continues, I won’t be able to breathe. Once I drink this, my throat starts to flare up like it has third-degree burns. I walk calmly to the kitchen and pour a glass of water. Suddenly, my mouth felt like I had been chewing on the glowing embers of a campfire. The heat didn’t hit me at all, so, after waiting a few seconds, I scarfed down both chips in a few bites.Ībout 30 seconds passed before I felt anything. No tang and no salt - completely uninspired flavor profile. I stared at the chips for a while, and took a bite. The chip was $5+ at the store I got it from, so this felt like a discount. How bad could this possibly be?Īfter unwrapping the chip, I noticed there was an extra chip in the package, so I was excited. Reading the “this chip will destroy you,” on the packaging actually makes me laugh. These sound like cheesy metal bands to me, so I buy one with no fear. So, after missing last-year’s challenge, I noticed Paqui has a new chip this year, with the Carolina Reaper and Scorpion Pepper, and I couldn’t pass it up. Not an actual skill or anything I’m proud of, I just love spicy food. I’ve binged jalapeño, hot and spicy, and ghost pepper chips. I make chili that can’t be eaten by anyone I know. I eat habaneros like they’re pickled pepperoncino peppers from Papa John’s. I’m the kind of person who loves the pain of spicy food. In our experience people who frequent these types of subreddits do not participate in good faith and are not a good fit for the type of atmosphere we wish to foster on this subreddit.Īs a spicy connoisseur, I didn’t think it would be as bad as it was, so I didn’t prepare any relief. Related Subreddits /r/TIDTRT (Today I Did The Right Thing) /r/IdeasforTIFU (Feedback) /r/AnimalTIFUs (Animals Fucking Up) /r/pranks (Today I Pranked) /r/TIGFO (Today I Got Fucked Over) /r/TifuCircleJerk (Make fun of r/TIFU) Friends & TINetwork Participating in covid disinformation subreddits is grounds to be denied access to this community.
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